flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

gudnam:

jaden smith always looks like he’s trying to read off a menu from a distance

potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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ARE

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THE

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NEW

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EMOJIS

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